You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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