Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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