No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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