I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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