he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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