p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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