I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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