But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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