You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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