i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize