Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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