OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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