Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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