I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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