The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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