I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
there is glitter all over my balls
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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