you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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