is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize