Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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