It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
and you fell through a lawn chair
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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