I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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