I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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