You really coming over, don't trick.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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