Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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