it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
