I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she looked like the before picture.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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