do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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