She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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