Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We were destined to go to rehab together
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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