I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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