That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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