i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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