I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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