Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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