Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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