i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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