so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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