Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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