He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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