I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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