the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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