and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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