So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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