I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm always down for nudity.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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