dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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