Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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