so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
How's work?
Spinning.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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