need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
