So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Ikea night.
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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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