you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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