you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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