Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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