Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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