so that wasnt chicken after all
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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