Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
it glows. i had to have it.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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