You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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